its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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