It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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