First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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