My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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