He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
