I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Enjoy the penises
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
