How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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