i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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