Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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