I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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