My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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