My nipple is on Facebook.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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