she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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