We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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