Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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