do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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