dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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