That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
