please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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