Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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