I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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