its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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