Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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