a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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