Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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