Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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