In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i used baking grease as lip gloss
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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