Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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