She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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