Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
