i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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