I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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