So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Dignity is for republicans.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm always down for nudity.
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