wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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