I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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