Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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