Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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