i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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