i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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