dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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