the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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