I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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