is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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