i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I want you more than these girls want KFC
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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