we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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