My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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