Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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