My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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