im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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