You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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