I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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