Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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