Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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