I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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