naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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